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Name: Mady
Region: U.S.

One day I hope to be as kawaii as you. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n, via sydneyasian)

fairytrainer:

polople:

"Girls are stupid"
“THAT’S SEXIST!!!! YOU PIG!!!!!!!

"Boys are stupid"
“Hahaha that’s so true!!”

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(Source: polople, via actualpirate)

when u bae call u cute name

marymorstran:

marymorstran:

HOLY SHIT IT TURNS OUT MY MATH TEACHER HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN AND WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HER AND THEN SUDDENLY MY MATH TEACHER JUST WALKS IN AND THERE ARE TWO OF THEM?? ? ??? ?

Art tips:

robotsandfrippary:

Just draw the damn hands.  Stop ending them at stumps at the wrist. Stop hiding them behind someone’s back.  Draw them.  Yeah, you’re probably bad at them, guess what? Everyone is.  And you’re not going to get better by not drawing them.

So draw the damn hands.

(via chattytreefrogs)

sassy-gay-homo-eli asked: thank you so much! i didnt answer your ask cuz i wanted to look at it later when i could listen to the songs, but ill make sure to check them all out. thank you again :3

no problem friend o:

sassy-gay-homo-eli:

frodofabulous:

chubbsmoses:

This is the only band that’ll ever get me through sad breakups.

i scrolled by thinking it was gonna be like mcr or fall out boy or something really popular with everyone here
but no
it was finally my favorite band
i am so happy about this even if it’s unnecessary to be so happy about a post i am excited that this popped up and surprised me thank you

ive still gotta listen to more of their songs since i only know a few but that doesnt stop me from loving them theyre officially my favourite band right now too uwu

if you need any song suggestions i can give you some of my favorites by them c: i’ve been listening to them for a few years and they’re just really really great so i’m sure you’ll love them even more too 

sassy-gay-homo-eli:

frodofabulous:

chubbsmoses:

This is the only band that’ll ever get me through sad breakups.

i scrolled by thinking it was gonna be like mcr or fall out boy or something really popular with everyone here

but no

it was finally my favorite band

i am so happy about this even if it’s unnecessary to be so happy about a post i am excited that this popped up and surprised me thank you

ive still gotta listen to more of their songs since i only know a few but that doesnt stop me from loving them theyre officially my favourite band right now too uwu

if you need any song suggestions i can give you some of my favorites by them c: i’ve been listening to them for a few years and they’re just really really great so i’m sure you’ll love them even more too 

chubbsmoses:

This is the only band that’ll ever get me through sad breakups.

i scrolled by thinking it was gonna be like mcr or fall out boy or something really popular with everyone here
but no
it was finally my favorite band
i am so happy about this even if it’s unnecessary to be so happy about a post i am excited that this popped up and surprised me thank you

chubbsmoses:

This is the only band that’ll ever get me through sad breakups.

i scrolled by thinking it was gonna be like mcr or fall out boy or something really popular with everyone here

but no

it was finally my favorite band

i am so happy about this even if it’s unnecessary to be so happy about a post i am excited that this popped up and surprised me thank you

(via sassy-gay-homo-eli)

My Little Pony is literally the most female-empowering show there is and no one here will watch it because they think Brony’s are gross lmao.

Anonymous asked: ((psst i think the 'condescending twats' thing was a joke about how british people are often rude and shout a lot rather than being 'cute' or something??))

haha i interpreted it as someone getting angry by their interpretation but i suppose i can see how that’s a thing so thanks a bunch for clarifying that c:

castiel-angel-of-pie:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

YOU ALRIGHT DOES NOT MEAN HOW ARE YOU IT MEANS ARE YOU ALRIGHT THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

hello yes that is a clementine

(via spasticvelociraptor)

What to do if someone tells you that your being white, cisgendered and/or heterosexual is in any way not an okay thing for you to be:

  1. remain very calm and smile politely
  2. take them by the hand (remember to be gentle, as pissbabies get upset very easily!!!!!)
  3. walk them casually to a chair (make sure it’s nice and cozy for their little pissbaby butts, we wouldn’t want them to feel as if they aren’t very very special individuals!!)
  4. sit down right next to them, but always take the most uncomfortable chair you can find, as the pissbaby is known to start screaming “privileged!!” uncontrollably at any white, cisgendered and/or heterosexual person they see in a “comfortable looking condition”
  5. discuss with them calmly why their tendency to look at any white, cisgendered, and heterosexual person as if they’ve seen satan himself is a very pissbaby thing to do

Disclaimer: pissbabies are not known to listen to reason (no, not even if you are perfectly comfortable with your own sexuality and person AND fully support the fight for poc, women, homosexuals, and trans rights and equal treatment! you may try to explain that you are fighting for the same causes they are, but they are known to completely disregard your standpoint in these affairs because you are not “apart of the club!”)

Sometimes you’re just not going to be happy in life.

Sometimes you’ll have a six hour shift and two essays to write before tomorrow, and sometimes you’ll forget that, oh yeah, your phone bill needed paid.

Learn not to be a pissbaby every time something bad happens and you’ll learn how to handle yourself in situations where others may not be able to help you out.